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Ladies diamond 18k white gold engagement ring and wedding band set by Simon G

Ladies diamond 18k white gold engagement ring and wedding band set by Simon G

$2,000.00
Est. Retail Value: $3,800.00

“Designer jewelry is best sold by a woman scorned.” - Coco Chanel

(Okay, okay. The quote’s not authentic, but the pieces sure are.)

This ladies diamond engagement ring and wedding band set by Simon G. is sure to cause momentum in any courtship. Have a girlfriend you kind of like and hope will split your rent? Propose with this beauty, mounted in 4.82 grams of 18K white gold. Need to say sorry to your Baby Mama in a way that flowers won’t do? Get down on bended knee and give her just shy of a carat total weight in gemstones. Just really like your grandma and want her to be happy? The I3 clarity center stone in this engagement ring isn’t the highest quality, but she probably won’t even notice. It would be a nice Mother’s Day gift, and it’s only the cost of one or two paychecks!

In all seriousness, I’m hoping maybe someone just wants to buy this to rid me of the juju that’s plaguing my home. I’m happily divorced and cannot get rid of this thing. I have three senior rescue dogs and could use the cash for their bills. I’m a single mom of two kids who want to take swim lessons. Perhaps there’s a dashing benefactor out there who just wants to make me smile. Anyone? Hello? Bueller?

Here are the details, all humor aside. The engagement ring has a center stone with I3 clarity and a Milky G color grade. It’s a 5.6MM round, brilliant cut diamond set in four prongs. The diamond is 0.65 carats. Its band has 16 accent diamonds that are SI1 clarity and F-G in color. They’re each 1.20mm round, brilliant cut diamonds totaling 0.12 carats surrounding the mediocre center diamond. There are 0.77 total carats measured in the engagement ring mounting and stamped inside it is “Simon G 18K 017”. 

The wedding band, while soldered to the engagement ring for now, can be easily detached by a jeweler. It has 17 SI1 clarity accent diamonds, F-G in color. They’re each 1.20mm round, brilliant cut diamonds. The total weight of the wedding band diamonds is 0.13 carats in mounting. Stamped inside the wedding band is “Simon G 18K 025”.

The estimated retail value per appraisal of the set is $3,800 USD. Of course, if you’re taking pity on me by this point, maybe you’ll offer more. Remember, mama’s got bills to pay.

This appraisal is certified by Main Street Jewelers of Clayton, North Carolina who will gladly verify appraisal information by phone, email, or in person. Date of appraisal was 3/30/2022. 

Your purchase includes the Simon G engagement ring with center stone and accent diamonds as described above, the Simon G band with accent diamonds as described above, the original appraisal certificate, and the cheap box the ring came in, very likely indicative of the quality wife my ex-husband found me to be.

The ring is a size 5.5, but I can squeeze it on my sausage-sized fingers which are more likely a 6 by now. Happy weight is a thing. Don’t judge.

Thanks for considering this worthwhile investment. Just because my marriage ended in apathy and detachment doesn’t mean that yours will! And of course, if you’re not interested in buying this set, please consider sending this makeshift jewelry ad to someone who could use a laugh.

 

Listing ID: DR736044
  • 0.65ct

He liked video games more than he liked me. 

Value of Items Shipped Shipping Charge to Buyer
$0-$2999 $39.95
$3000-$4999 $49.95
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$8000 and + $99.95

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